<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd"><html><head><title>Another Ghostscript interpreter</title><!-- $Id: Humor.htm,v 1.5 2002/02/21 21:36:33 giles Exp $ --><!-- Originally: humor.txt --><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="gs.css" title="Ghostscript Style"></head> <body><!-- [1.0 begin visible header] ============================================ --> <!-- [1.1 begin headline] ================================================== --> <h1>Another Ghostscript interpreter</h1> <!-- [1.1 end headline] ==================================================== --> <!-- [1.2 begin table of contents] ========================================= --> <!-- [1.2 end table of contents] =========================================== --> <!-- [1.3 begin hint] ====================================================== --> <p>This document contains a humorous message, verbatim except forminor spelling corrections, received from a friend out in network-land. <!-- [1.3 end hint] ======================================================== --> <!-- [1.0 end visible header] ============================================== --> <hr> <!-- [2.0 begin contents] ================================================== --> <p>Regarding Ghostscript: I hate to say this to you but I've alreadyimplemented a Ghostscript interpreter. I'm happy to see that someone elsehas recognized the need dead people have for computers. I have included anexample of the output of my Ghostscript at the end of this letter. <p>The interpreter is written in a language called cant-C, developed by Mr.Turing last year. The compiler is easily ported to any environment youcare to name. I would be more than happy to send you a copy, but you mustfirst contact my lawyer for this venture, Thomas Jefferson of Phila. Pa..(As a side note, Mr. Jefferson is very excited by Ghostscript. Look forThe Declaration of Independance V1.1 RSN). <p>The possibilities for Ghostscript go far beyond Deathtop publishing, I'msure you'll agree. I have contacted numerous authors who may be interestedin using Ghostscript (Shakespeare, Hemingway, etc) and all have been veryexcited by what they've seen. (Shakespeare wants to write a modern Romeoand Juliette, called Romeo and Julio, the story of 2 gay hispanic men keptapart by their parents.) <p>Anyway, here is the Ghostscript example I promised. Feel free to show thisto your friends and colleagues, I'm sure they'll all be suitably impressed. <pre>------Cut Here--------------------------------------------Cut Here--------------------------------------</pre> <!-- [2.0 end contents]==================================================== --> <!-- [3.0 begin visible trailer]=========================================== --><hr> <p><small>Copyright &copy; 2001 artofcode LLC.  All rights reserved.</small> <p>This software is provided AS-IS with no warranty, either express orimplied. This software is distributed under license and may not be copied,modified or distributed except as expressly authorized under the termsof the license contained in the file LICENSE in this distribution. For more information about licensing, please refer tohttp://www.ghostscript.com/licensing/. For information oncommercial licensing, go to http://www.artifex.com/licensing/ orcontact Artifex Software, Inc., 101 Lucas Valley Road #110,San Rafael, CA  94903, U.S.A., +1(415)492-9861. <p><small>Ghostscript version 7.00, 8 April 2001</small> <!-- [3.0 end visible trailer] ============================================= --> </body></html>