<html><head><title>Another Ghostscript interpreter</title><!-- $Id: Humor.htm,v 1.1 2000/03/09 08:40:39 lpd Exp $ --><!-- Originally: humor.txt --></head> <body><!-- [1.0 begin visible header] ============================================ --> <!-- [1.1 begin headline] ================================================== --> <table width="100%" border="0"><tr><th align="center" bgcolor="#CCCC00"><font size=6>Another Ghostscript interpreter</font></table> <!-- [1.1 end headline] ==================================================== --> <!-- [1.2 begin table of contents] ========================================= --> <!-- [1.2 end table of contents] =========================================== --> <!-- [1.3 begin hint] ====================================================== --> <p>This document contains a humorous message, verbatim except forminor spelling corrections, received from a friend out in network-land. <!-- [1.3 end hint] ======================================================== --> <!-- [1.0 end visible header] ============================================== --> <hr> <!-- [2.0 begin contents] ================================================== --> <p>Regarding Ghostscript: I hate to say this to you but I've alreadyimplemented a Ghostscript interpreter. I'm happy to see that someone elsehas recognized the need dead people have for computers. I have included anexample of the output of my Ghostscript at the end of this letter. <p>The interpreter is written in a language called cant-C, developed by Mr.Turing last year. The compiler is easily ported to any environment youcare to name. I would be more than happy to send you a copy, but you mustfirst contact my lawyer for this venture, Thomas Jefferson of Phila. Pa..(As a side note, Mr. Jefferson is very excited by Ghostscript. Look forThe Declaration of Independance V1.1 RSN). <p>The possibilities for Ghostscript go far beyond Deathtop publishing, I'msure you'll agree. I have contacted numerous authors who may be interestedin using Ghostscript (Shakespeare, Hemingway, etc) and all have been veryexcited by what they've seen. (Shakespeare wants to write a modern Romeoand Juliette, called Romeo and Julio, the story of 2 gay hispanic men keptapart by their parents.) <p>Anyway, here is the Ghostscript example I promised. Feel free to show thisto your friends and colleagues, I'm sure they'll all be suitably impressed. <pre>------Cut Here--------------------------------------------Cut Here--------------------------------------</pre> <!-- [3.0 end visible trailer] ============================================= --> </body></html>